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Indiana Jones And The Spaceship Of Crap
The latest Indiana Jones movie went through several names before they settled on Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There were Indiana Jones and the: Saucer Men from Mars, City of Gods, Destroyer of Worlds, Son of Indiana Jones, Mysterians, Atomic Ants, Phantom City of Gods. A couple of those have to be jokes, but honestly, it clearly illustrates the asinine journey this movie took.
Psychic alien skulls and inter-dimensional flying saucers are about as relevant to the Indiana Jones universe as the appendix to the human body- they’re unnecessary and you’re often better off getting rid of them. It could be argued that the religious relics of the previous three movies were just as ridiculous, but at least they’re existence would be applicable to a movie about an archaeologist. Last time I looked, Indiana Jones was no extraterrestrial researcher.
Well before the
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Tags: archaeologist, fridge, Harrison Ford, Indiana, nonsense, space
5 Actors I Hate And The Stupid Reasons Why
So, sometimes I’m not always as rational as I seem. Sometimes I get furious for the stupidest reasons. Here are the stupid
Tags: Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, comedian, disgust, Harrison Ford, Hollywood, Indiana, Justin Long, Mac, Movie, Tom Hanks, twerp
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